The Claim Form

Want it? Say so.

Found the kit? This is where you make it yours. Tell us who you are and which one stole your heart — we'll check your name fits the design, set it in, and send you a proof. From there: 48 hours to approve, 48 hours to pay, and the kit comes out of the vault forever. For you.

Don't care how. You want it now. We understand completely.

A golden-ticket moment: Monki wants it now

fig. 08 — a good egg, clearly

The Eggdicator

Are you a good egg?

Before you claim a kit, the lab runs one very scientific test. Step on. The scale has opinions.

A vintage candy scale that reads GOOD and BAD

official verdict

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The monkey went first. Good egg, obviously.

The Form

Claim your kit.

Kits are first come, first served — submitting this form starts the clock. Your info must be exactly right: what you type here is what we set into the design.

The kit you want*

The name situation*

Practice / business name to set into the design*

* exactly as it should appear — what you type here is what we set into the design. Claiming a "name + url ready" kit? Type the kit's name.

Doctor's full name*

Email*

Phone

City, state*

Practice type*

Anything we should know?

I've read the Nitty Gritty and the Terms of Purchase, and I know all sales are final.

Consider the clock started.

Your claim is in. A real human checks that your name fits the design, sets it into the logo and business card, and sends you a proof — usually fast, always careful. From your proof: 48 hours to say "that works for me," then 48 hours on the invoice. Watch your inbox (and your spam folder, honey).