Every kit in the vault started with one conversation. Book the call and we'll walk you through how the kits work, hand you the key to the wall, and answer everything, including the number. No obligation, no pitch theater, a little candy.
(It isn't.)
fig. 03 — the hotline. it goes to a machine. sweetly.
Kits are one of a kind and first come, first served, so if you like one, email us ASAP. No, seriously.
Fair warning: the phone goes to a machine. We're in the lab. If we did pick up, we'd only say something like "press I want it."
Drop it through the mail slot. It lands on the mat inside the lab, where a real human picks it up. (We promise.) Want the passkey? Just ask.
we check the mat every morning.